"Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire!"
I met this course at uni a few weeks back, her name's Astronomy. You've probably met a type like her before, a bit easygoing, a bit carefree, a lovely sort of gal. Well, she asked me to do an essay for her this weekend. I was a bit hesitant at first but you know how courses can be. A little arm rub here, a friendly smile there, perhaps the promise of something more... So I set about doing the essay and it was so utterly boring, I just couldn't do it. Astronomy being the little tease she is was trying to encourage me to do it and I gallantly battled on. Every few minutes I'd get bored again and a little flash of something sweet from Astronomy and I'd be back writing. This little thing between us went on for about 12 hours when I decided I'd had enough. Astronomy was being a dirty little tease and I was pissed off. She knew she was pissing me off so she showed a little more to make me even more angry.
Well, I thought "That's It" and I went over and punched Astronomy right in the face. She tried to get up but a swift kick to the ribs put her back down. She could see in my eyes what I wanted and I could see the fear in her eyes when I slid my hand along her thighs and headed up. She started pleading with me to stop, she was screaming something wicked. "I've got just the thing to shut you up" I said as shifted positions. I crawled over and sat straight on her chest. She knew what was coming, and she didn't like it. "This should keep your mouth full" I said as I reached deep into my pocket and pulled out my enormous essay. The size of it scared her and she could barely breathe once I'd shoved that thing down her throat. "That's it baby, you like that don't you" I sneered.